Heya Jonny Boy

Sorry that I almost forgot your birthday. Pfffftt. I can't believe you weren't sitting at home sobbing your eyes out. Where's the fun in that??

Anyways, you're 15 now. I don't care if you're almost 2 heads taller than me or if people think I'm the youngest kid, we still know who the baby of the family is. That's right. It's Gill. And don't you forget it.

Here's my advice for you: Don't grow up to become a dick, don't think with your dick and don't start using your dick yet (you're still too young).

Hmmmm. That was quite unnecessary I think... Lol.

Happy belated birthday kid. You're awesome. *slaps dorky handshake* Love ya tons, Jonny Boy. :) Also, go work on those bubblepop skills. I'm tired of whooping your ass all the time.